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Post by Eikou Hibiki on Jan 31, 2008 18:41:17 GMT -5
All I ask is that we keep it clean. No obscene pictures. Censored swearing if used. Let's keep sex talk PG-13. Nothing that would make a grown man want to vomit. You know what decent humor is. Let's just try to keep it in that field. Just in case you honestly don't know, here are a few examples:
---- Two hunters are out hunting when one accidentally shoots the other. He gets out his cell-phone in a panic and calls 9-1-1.
"Hello, emergency."
"YES! I was out hunting and I just shot my best friend! He's dead! He's dead and I killed him! It was an accident, I didn't mean to! I just shot, I didn't know it was him! Oh please, help! Help me!"
"Sir, please calm down. First, I need you to make sure he's dead."
"Okay!" *BOOM* "Now what?" ----
---- I had a parrot, and it could talk, but it did not say it was hungry, so it died. ----
Approaching the limit:
---- I bought an ant farm the other day. Those things didn't grow s***. ----
---- Of course oral sex is adultery. If curling is an Olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery... and should be an Olympic sport, because it's harder than curling, and if you're good at it, you deserve a medal. ----
Try not to get any racier than that. Have fun ^.^
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