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Post by supersonic on Jan 23, 2009 18:42:57 GMT -5
Prostitution is illegal. So you can give away sex for free but you can go to jail for selling it.
A crime fighter fights crime. A firefighter fights fire. What does a freedom fighter fight again?
How do you explain you were arrested for being legally drunk? Isn’t it legal?
If you deliver something by ship you are carrying cargo. If you deliver something by car it’s a shipment.
If a quizzical is a short quiz what is a short test
What is the youngest a person can die of old age?
A blue joke is a dirty joke. An off-color joke is also a dirty joke.
If God can do anything can he make a stone so heavy he can’t lift it?
To be civil is to be polite. A war is an armed conflict. What is a civil war?
Do we abbreviate ADD because we don’t have the attention span to say Attention-Deficit Disorder?
What happens to the American dream when you wake up?
Why do people sit in the stands?
Why do we assume all bystanders are innocent
How do you get a “Keep of the Grass” sign on the grass?
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